Catholic Humor & Wisdom

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school
asked her class to look at TV commercials
and see if they could use them in
some way to communicate ideas about God.

Here are more of the results:

GOD is like
GENERAL ELECTRIC
... He brings good things to life.

GOD is like
SEARS
... He has everything.

GOD is like
ALKA-SELTZER
... Try Him, you'll like him.

GOD is like
SCOTCH TAPE
... You can't see him, but you know He's there.

GOD is like
DELTA
... He's ready when you are.

GOD is like
ALLSTATE
... You're in good hands with Him.

GOD is like
VO-5 HAIR SPRAY
... He holds through all kinds of weather.

GOD is like
DIAL SOAP
... Aren't you glad you have Him.
Don't you wish everybody did?